Gud Monday to are fwens. Hope youse all bese well. Nuttin much hapnin roun here ceptin mom watchin all da food channel stuffs an tinkin her a chef.
Here mese bese pwacticin da little known frozen squirl mobe in da ancient martial art of numnuts. An der bese da Izzy eatin a gwape. Only timin Izzy dono bite is ifn hims hab fud in hims mout.
Ifn youse watch da frozen squirl hims will disappear afor youse eyez.
SmartAlex, September 12, 2011
Mese bitin it.
Izzy Bites, September 12, 2011
News ob de week
Happy Birfday to Kelly at Bey's Rock Shop.
Gud tauts fer all da sikkies an injured. An pweeze hab gut tauts fer mom hoo bese habbin trubble wif da insulin. Seems to be makin her worst. Tanks.
Told youse wese hab a borin week.
End ob de news.
So here wese go into anudder borin week. OH NO! Mese fergets dat mese sawed da dirt buckets go past. Dey wented out to get worshed an den mom spended lots ob timin puttin in dirt bricks and waterin dem. Izzy gonna git a good cage cleanin an new dirt fer da winter. Ha Ha Izzy, mese laffin at youse. Mese also seed a bag dat say all natural aspen beddin. Wonder wot dat bese. Oh mese oh mise, mese tink dat wot her put on da bottom ob mese attica. Dat meens mese compost heap gonna bese tookd away. Oh mese squirrliness. Wot a boy to do wif a kleen kage? Her bedder no gib me a new nest, den mese hab to chew off da holders agin.
Mebbe dis no bese such a borin week aftroll. Lets see ifn mom kin make it tru da week wifout gittin her bitted!
Otay wese sees youse nex week. Teefs an all.
Lub,
Monday Alex Trix
an
Izzy the teef
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