Happy Tanksgibin fer are fellow Americans. Mom wood radder stay home wif usens an watch a marathon on tb but her hab to go to her brudder's house by orders ob da gwamma. Mom otay wif it. Her kin hide in Maggie's room ifn her git oberwelmed.
So here wese bese. CHERRIES! CHERRIES! CHERRIES! Cherries in nobember from Chile. Chile Cherries! Kin youse tell wese like cherries? Mese wefuse to cooprate wif da foto shoot sose mese runnin away from mese cherry, youse sees it ober der? Soon as mom put away da kamra box mese eat it. An Izzy, well hims wanna hide dat cherry from mom eben dough her jest gib it to him. Wen will he lern dat mom da good guy here? Wese woodna hab cherry if not fer mom. Hoo else cud go to Chile fer cherries fer usens?
Cherry in da mouf worf too in mom's hands.
SmartAlex, Nobember 21, 2011
Mese gonna bite dat cherry.
Izzy Bites, Nobember 21, 2011
News ob de week
Happy Happy Birfday to are Anti Kafleen dis day! Wese bary happy onaconna wese hab Anti Kafleen bak after all dese monts.
Happy Dopshun day dis pass Satday to Lucky Von Beakmiester. Lucky an Chester pweeze check in wif usens. Wese miss youse.
End ob de news
So wese tink wese nebber get brekky dis day. Mom tookd da dishes but den her weed her email and suddenly der bese lazer beems comin out her eyes. An her holler fer da gwamma an gwamma bring de papers mom axe for. Mom call a fone number and her saying all kind ob bad werds like &*^%$ )(*&%$## @#$%^, sounds sorta like rackit frackit nackit. Mese tink dis hab sumfin to do wif da gwammas medicine and mese heer cvs caremark and to stop sendin da gwamma pills wen her dono need dem. Her hab 190 pills an her only take 1 a day an dey twyin to send mo! So now mom bese in charge ob orderin dems. So her go to sign onto gwammas account an it no werk. More lazer beems, more bad werds, anudder fone call. All dis afore her gotted are fotos weddy.
An mese sees mom's list fer dis day. Der bese tree mo fone calls her must make fer da gwamma an too fer mom. Did no bese a gud day to bese nex to mom's desk. Mom sometime wanna trow dat fone wite out da winder.
Otay den, hab youse self a merry liddle Tanksgibin. And youse dat lib in odder country, youse haba a merry liddle Tursday. An youse all hab a gud week.
Mese an Izzy will be cookin up sumfin fer nex week. O O, wese ferget to tell youse dat mom cut off her thumb wif da mandolin wen her makin french onion soup. Sowwy mom, her say her only cut off part of it an it gwowin back. Gess dat no bese wot da sekret ingwedient bese in da soup.
Wese sees youse nex week!
Lub,
Monday Alex Trix
an Izzy wif a cherry on top
